Hmm, coffee.

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Guns and roses in the background, Patience.

…a great morning doesn’t necessarily have to start with a cup of coffee or a great cup of coffee. I thought I made nice coffee, but given all the ingredients I still suck. The sucking part, the sucking feeling, is as disgusting as a poor internet connectivity like mine.

FYI daylight saving has ended, one hour early for anything from now on which includes your pooping time, sleeping time and even dates.

Anyhozie, there are many nice things to start your day off with. The first licks of your pet, birds chirping, a phone call from your favorite person and sometimes looking at yourself in the mirror the first thing. If there is anything better for you, that’s good for you. And I can’t keep mentioning all the good things to start off with since am not god.

Are you happy or feeling sad while you’re reading this? If you’re happy, that’s good for you. Spread it. Not legs (to wear that pair of jeans. Wait, do we spread our legs to wear a pair of jeans? How come I don’t remember?). But happiness. And if you’re sad, let me help you a little. Here is a happy poem for you right there (it is or not, I dunno).

Hello Mr. Happiness, why are you so sad?

Your crappiness makes me think you’re nothing but a brat.

A wild one or a cold one, I don’t care and it’s bad,

Lemme sip my coffee and kick your ass to make you bypass.

LOSL.

Have great day fellas. and little peeps. and the stilettos. and the booties 😉

x

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday night, sweet sorrow.

The song says nothing’s gonna hurt you baby (background, by cigarettes after sex and what in the world).

Just marinated chicken to cook later, now sipping wine and music playlists in this wild and a calm Saturday night, I feel nostalgic. About my present but not the past, the past has been baked and buried and I ate it. Shat it out too. And burped. And when I looked back at the shit that I shat, it had maggots. Bahahaha. I better stop talking about maggots since I have to cook and eat something, later (But you smart ass right there, you surely are getting my point).

Writing after a long time, kind of lost for words. It is weird that you can’t talk to someone about how you feel but can write it and publish for the unknowns. Language and ethnicity when discarded, we are all the same, probably that’s the reason isn’t? Anyhozie. It’s a great Saturday night after a long time. Wish to watch HOME ALONE while at home, all alone and feeling home alone thus wanna watch Home Alone.

So, am thinking that 24 hours in a day, isn’t enough. Is it? Well not for me. Am also thinking that all the bullshit artists are getting famous. Poor are getting poorer and the sad are getting sadder. Or is everyone happy these days? Wait, now am thinking what kind of a blog is this? a question blog prolly.

I think am drunk, Zorro got me this in the noon, and now am losing control.

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So, here is a drunk random oneliner but not an eyeliner. Mine dried.

‘Send me an angel, Lord’. I wonder if it makes any sense.

Yeah, that is it. Goodnight.

Oh, buffalo, you make me weak 🐃.

For some really odd reason, or prolly the way their eyes look, or their super straight lashes or maybe the way they look at me, lol, I simply love buffaloes. They are so cute. Every time am out around and I see buffaloes being a reason for traffic on the road simply because they’re trying to cross the road, this happens very often out here, we cross roads together once the signal gets on for the walkers, (LOL) I always make sure I take the opportunity, lol yes you read it right, an opportunity to make an eye contact with each buffalo I see. Seriously dude. And I’m safe while I do that since I’m only staring at them from my office cab window, as close as I can possibly get. Not all but few do, wondering wtf does she want. This blog is up because I saw them again today while on my way to work, a gang, a beautiful obstinacy of beautiful buffaloes.

Oh buffaloes, I love you all.

In my past life, if I ever even was, I’m sure I was a buffalo. In my next life, if I ever will be again, I want to be a buffalo who would belong to a vegan family only for milk purposes, lol what the heck did I just write. I obviously wouldn’t want my life to end getting slaughtered as hell while I enjoy my life being a buffalo with my handsome buffalo boyfriend.

This is how they exactly look at me when I try to look at them.

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Oh, buffalo, you make me weak,

Oh, buffalo, you bring me to my knees.

Asta la vista, going to drink some buffalo milk.

Reminds me haven’t been for a good buff-et this month.

God, I feel so buffy.

Why is my wifi not buff-ering?

While all the buffaloes are buffalowing,

Me buffing off from here.

Rashmi Duneja Buffalo, BTW.

🐃

Hello Weekend!

 

 

Middle finger is injured yet typing. Lol, lacking some laugh. So no alarms for the next two days! It is weekend after midnight, and I don’t have any plans for the first time. I do have things to do in my mind which I will tell you later down below. Now am thinking if I already have my plans made since I have decided a few things to do already? Am confused.

Anyway, I want to talk about my day first! It was a lazy day in the beginning where I got out of my bed pretty late since I slept late (wrote a poem last night, a naughty one, :P). Poem URL for you, if you: Getting ready, just for you.

Then I went and bought myself my favorite coffee, like a small date again, and yet again, with myself only. The best thing about this is it never gets boring, boys do.

Before I divert since I mentioned ”boys”, talking about things I want to do tomorrow. Don’t know which ones would I really do, probably all or none.

First: Makeup tutorial, blog.

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Second: Read a book.

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Third: Meet friends and go to a nearby hill.

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Fourth: Cook something really good and blog.

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Fifth: Do absolutely nothing at all and sleep and oversleep all day.

My Monday blog will tell me and you too if I did all that I thought of!

Have a great weekend!

x

Sister’s day out.

It’s a great Monday afternoon. Spending time since noon with my sister after almost two months! We are together and excited where we had an awesome lunch, some cold coffee and chillng at a very grand patisserie called French window. Not to forget this lovely afternoon with amazing chilled beverages.

This is my sweetheart.

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And my bff ❤

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And this is me.

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And our matching watches

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And this amazing chicken roulade.

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🙂

Well, thank you!

This isn’t really a blog-blog but since it’s somehow still a blog so yeah no problems.

I was just scrolling through my old blog posts including my recent ones, the most recent being like two days back and am so thankful, astounded, surprised and really happy about something, something I saw and has encouraged me more to write down and keep writing more and more for you and me of course.

What did I see? I saw that you all have been sharing my blog posts a lot! Now, this to me seems to be one of the happiest things and I’m really amazed! Looks like I really can write, haha. Well, you made me feel like that not me.

So thank you for sharing my blogs, thank you for reading and understanding them and thank you, for being there like you have! Please keep doing the same, let us continue to share the love and keep inspiring each other!

So, a XoXo to you, you and also you.

Ending this with a bigger than ever, smile!

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Interviewing my brainiac sister.

Hello, my WordPress mates! This is my first 2018 short blog where I’m interviewing my own sister (a funny blog start of the year, I suppose). We haven’t had our sisterly bonding time for quite a while so I texted her a few questions and she had no idea about them getting published. LOL. So this is a surprise for her! I’m telling you they are funny. Let’s check this out!

1: How are you?
Sister: Good.

2: Why do you never listen to me?
Sister: It’s not like I never listen to you, it is only sometimes that I don’t listen to you. Because sometimes I feel that I’m doing things right. Sometimes I feel that I am grown up and I should stop listening to you and do what I think is right.

3: Why are you so lazy?
Sister: I am only lazy at home because home is the only place where I can be lazy.

4: How would you rate your memory? LOL. Memory.
Sister:: 6 out of 10. Why lol?

5: A friend once asked me: Imagine you go to a pizza shop, and you order a pizza, and the waiter asks you if you’d like the large pizza that you’ve ordered cut into eight or twelve slices. What do you choose and why?
Sister: I would ask him to cut into 8 pieces so that I can take them all one by one and finish it off as soon as I can.

6: Any advice for your previous boss? 
Sister: My previous boss was 10 years older to me I never treated him like a boss, in fact, he treated me like a boss because I was younger to him and I should say he is the best Boss I’ve ever had.

Oh god how much I love her intelligence level and her in overall! Question.5 is my favorite! Why don’t you show this to your boss, sister?

*chuckles*

That’s my brainiac gem.

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Xo

Rashmi Duneja

 

 

A different contour!

Hello people! Needn’t worry because it’s not anything lonnnggg to read. This time it is going to be just few images of a makeup look I created, on myself ofcourse. Different contouring strokes rather than my usual ones and the results were just the way I wanted, on my not so flawless skin.

My products (Just a few)

Maybelline Duo, for contouring.

Maybelline Nude Pallette

Loreal Mascara

Loreal Illimunating Highlighter

Innisfree Lipstick

Please let me know what you all think 🤔 🙂

 Thank you 😂

OWN JUNGLE AT HOME.

Let me begin saying, that in my opinion, I feel that WordPress agrees to take all thoughts and any material published for it believes that we all can acquire from each blog something new. Hence, this blog is about a very renowned person’s thought, who has encouraged me so much and I respect his idea. I am absolutely overwhelmed and inspired by this soul (not mentioning his name because am not getting paid for it, jk ), who had recently given a speech on how to create your own jungle, at home. Interesting isn’t.

So, CREATE YOUR OWN JUNGLE AT HOME. Which basically means that planting trees of various kinds and species around our places we live in can give us great benefits. Well the first question I had was, I live in an apartment, and I don’t have a place to plant trees or grow bush. But we can always find a way for things we want to do! Therefore, I have a verandah and a few places in and out which can cover enough greenery and provide me the benefits! Few I could think of and he mentioned are as follows:

  • 365 days of fresh air– We all know how important fresh air is for our healthy well-being. We also know how fresh air is getting evacuated because of pollution, contamination, smoke, industrial waste, festivals and occasions where crackers are burnt in a sickening manner and amount, etc. But I believe and even you should, that the initial footstep is always taken by you. And the moment you become an inspiration too, the benefit is for all! I am sounding too teacher like I know. Think I’ll be a good mom.
  • Organic Food– I remember as a kid, I once went to my grandmothers’ vegetable garden where I plucked corns, tomatoes, green chilies, and potatoes. Oh, also mint and coriander leaves. This feeling, of sowing seeds and taking care of them and watch them grow, is beautiful. Which is why, the fruits and vegetables it finally bears give you an amazing taste and is free from chemicals (which are always preferable isn’t), and rich in color and taste. I feel that planting veggies and fruits at home are the best way to always find them at home when they are not always or easily available in our market! Growing them at home might be available off seasons too!
  • Living things of different Species– I don’t mean aliens (that was I thought at first), I am talking about those birds who migrate from season to season and from places to places in search for areas to reside, make love and lay and hatch eggs. If you create your own small jungle at home, you never know you might see birds of different species flying straight from somewhere hot to your place! Just visualize, you’re an animal lover and there are birds of all kinds around your home. How do ya feel?
  • Best Summers– During the summers, you would probably be the only being relishing a cool and breezy summer with your greenery neighboring and tall walls of trees. And who doesn’t love beautiful flowers!
  • I LEAVE THIS POINT TO YOU.

Thank you for reading,

Love,

Rashmi Duneja.